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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I turned [livejournal.com profile] museicalmarty in for farting in church (3 points). Last Tuesday I broke [livejournal.com profile] thosetwoturrets's X-Box (-12 points). Last week I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] clockwork_doc (-10 points). In November I punched [livejournal.com profile] save_us_alice in the arm (-10 points). In June I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] mslucysleeches (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-19 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
dee_lorean81

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Noooo! I haven't been naughty! I haven't done any of this!

And why is buying porn for Lucy okay but not for Daddy?

And what is porn?

Date: 2009-12-24 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clockwork-doc.livejournal.com
NOTHING YOU NEED TO CONCERN YOURSELF WITH.

*Oh God her results REALLY disturb him*

Date: 2009-12-24 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clockwork-doc.livejournal.com
It's -- adult stuff. I'll explain it to you when you're older.

I know you weren't, the meme's not meant to be taken seriously. Santa's still going to bring you presents.

Date: 2009-12-24 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dee-lorean81.livejournal.com
Oooh, that. :( Humans are silly.

Good! Yay! :D

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