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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I turned [livejournal.com profile] museicalmarty in for farting in church (3 points). Last Tuesday I broke [livejournal.com profile] thosetwoturrets's X-Box (-12 points). Last week I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] clockwork_doc (-10 points). In November I punched [livejournal.com profile] save_us_alice in the arm (-10 points). In June I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] mslucysleeches (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-19 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
dee_lorean81

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Noooo! I haven't been naughty! I haven't done any of this!

And why is buying porn for Lucy okay but not for Daddy?

And what is porn?
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