This year I've been busy!
In April I turned museicalmarty in for farting in church (3 points). Last Tuesday I broke thosetwoturrets's X-Box (-12 points). Last week I bought porn for clockwork_doc (-10 points). In November I punched save_us_alice in the arm (-10 points). In June I bought porn for mslucysleeches (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-19 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Noooo! I haven't been naughty! I haven't done any of this!
And why is buying porn for Lucy okay but not for Daddy?
And what is porn?