OOC: Dear Santa Meme

[dee_lorean81]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I turned museicalmarty in for farting in church (3 points). Last Tuesday I broke thosetwoturrets's X-Box (-12 points). Last week I bought porn for clockwork_doc (-10 points). In November I punched save_us_alice in the arm (-10 points). In June I bought porn for mslucysleeches (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-19 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, dee_lorean81

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Noooo! I haven't been naughty! I haven't done any of this!

And why is buying porn for Lucy okay but not for Daddy?

And what is porn?

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[clockwork-doc.livejournal.com]

NOTHING YOU NEED TO CONCERN YOURSELF WITH.

*Oh God her results REALLY disturb him*

[dee-lorean81.livejournal.com]

But why?

I wasn't bad!

[clockwork-doc.livejournal.com]

It's -- adult stuff. I'll explain it to you when you're older.

I know you weren't, the meme's not meant to be taken seriously. Santa's still going to bring you presents.

[dee-lorean81.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that. :( Humans are silly.

Good! Yay! :D